And a rainy, dreary Monday to boot. Everybody all together now.. Blah!
It's the kind of day that makes you want to crawl back into bed with a good book and a cup of hot chocolate wearing your fuzzy pajamas. In my case it's my lap top, a bottle of WaWa Iced Tea and I'm wearing a mondo huge sweatshirt and yoga pants. The effect is much the same. And there are several books an arms length away on my nightstand.
I know I SHOULD be up doing a million and one things that need to be done. But I don't wanna. (Said in my best pouty kid voice)
I spent so much of my growing up years hankerin' to be an adult and be able to do "whatever I wanted too". Bahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha.... As if. THIS is what I couldn't wait for???? Bills, responsibilities, stretch marks and the inability to drive more than 30 miles without having to stop to find a little girls' room??? Can I return my adulthood and get back my childhood???
And the perks?? Eating all the cookie dough I want, drinking alcohol legally and getting to pick the radio station in the car. Ok, those ARE pretty cool. Only the friggin' cookie dough went straight to my ass, I can't handle my alcohol and I paid for the damn car so it goes without saying that I get to pick the radio station.
Yes I AM cranky this morning. My husband is a buffoon, my children are slobs and I'm in the throes of the PMS from hell. Which is sure to be followed by the period from hell. Ya. Hoo.
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